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SAN DIEGO — One way to get noticed as a scientist is to tackle a really difficult problem. Physicist Sean Carroll has become a bit of a rock star in geek circles by attempting to answer an age-old question no scientist has been able to fully explain: What is time?
Sean Carroll is a theoretical physicist at Caltech where he focuses on theories of cosmology, field theory and gravitation by studying the evolution of the universe. Carroll’s latest book, From Eternity to Here: The Quest for the Ultimate Theory of Time, is an attempt to bring his theory of time and the universe to physicists and nonphysicists alike.Here at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, where he gave a presentation on the arrow of time, scientists stopped him in the hallway to tell him what big fans they were of his work.
Carroll sat down with Wired.com on Feb. 19 at AAAS to explain his theories and why Marty McFly’s adventure could never exist in the real world, where time only goes forward and never back.
Wired.com: Can you explain your theory of time in layman’s terms?
Sean Carroll: I’m trying to understand how time works. And that’s a huge question that has lots of different aspects to it. A lot of them go back to Einstein and spacetime and how we measure time using clocks. But the particular aspect of time that I’m interested in is the arrow of time: the fact that the past is different from the future. We remember the past but we don’t remember the future. There are irreversible processes. There are things that happen, like you turn an egg into an omelet, but you can’t turn an omelet into an egg.
And we sort of understand that halfway. The arrow of time is based on ideas that go back to Ludwig Boltzmann, an Austrian physicist in the 1870s. He figured out this thing called entropy. Entropy is just a measure of how disorderly things are. And it tends to grow. That’s the second law of thermodynamics: Entropy goes up with time, things become more disorderly. So, if you neatly stack papers on your desk, and you walk away, you’re not surprised they turn into a mess. You’d be very surprised if a mess turned into neatly stacked papers. That’s entropy and the arrow of time. Entropy goes up as it becomes messier.
So, Boltzmann understood that and he explained how entropy is related to the arrow of time. But there’s a missing piece to his explanation, which is, why was the entropy ever low to begin with? Why were the papers neatly stacked in the universe? Basically, our observable universe begins around 13.7 billion years ago in a state of exquisite order, exquisitely low entropy. It’s like the universe is a wind-up toy that has been sort of puttering along for the last 13.7 billion years and will eventually wind down to nothing. But why was it ever wound up in the first place? Why was it in such a weird low-entropy unusual state?
That is what I’m trying to tackle. I’m trying to understand cosmology, why the Big Bang had the properties it did. And it’s interesting to think that connects directly to our kitchens and how we can make eggs, how we can remember one direction of time, why causes precede effects, why we are born young and grow older. It’s all because of entropy increasing. It’s all because of conditions of the Big Bang.
Wired.com: So the Big Bang starts it all. But you theorize that there’s something before the Big Bang. Something that makes it happen. What’s that?
Carroll: If you find an egg in your refrigerator, you’re not surprised. You don’t say, “Wow, that’s a low-entropy configuration. That’s unusual,” because you know that the egg is not alone in the universe. It came out of a chicken, which is part of a farm, which is part of the biosphere, etc., etc. But with the universe, we don’t have that appeal to make. We can’t say that the universe is part of something else. But that’s exactly what I’m saying. I’m fitting in with a line of thought in modern cosmology that says that the observable universe is not all there is. It’s part of a bigger multiverse. The Big Bang was not the beginning.
And if that’s true, it changes the question you’re trying to ask. It’s not, “Why did the universe begin with low entropy?” It’s, “Why did part of the universe go through a phase with low entropy?” And that might be easier to answer.

Wired.com: In this multiverse theory, you have a static universe in the middle. From that, smaller universes pop off and travel in different directions, or arrows of time. So does that mean that the universe at the center has no time?
Carroll: So that’s a distinction that is worth drawing. There’s different moments in the history of the universe and time tells you which moment you’re talking about. And then there’s the arrow of time, which give us the feeling of progress, the feeling of flowing or moving through time. So that static universe in the middle has time as a coordinate but there’s no arrow of time. There’s no future versus past, everything is equal to each other.
Wired.com: So it’s a time that we don’t understand and can’t perceive?
Carroll: We can measure it, but you wouldn’t feel it. You wouldn’t experience it. Because objects like us wouldn’t exist in that environment. Because we depend on the arrow of time just for our existence.
Wired.com: So then, what is time in that universe?
Carroll: Even in empty space, time and space still exist. Physicists have no problem answering the question of “If a tree falls in the woods and no one’s there to hear it, does it make a sound?” They say, “Yes! Of course it makes a sound!” Likewise, if time flows without entropy and there’s no one there to experience it, is there still time? Yes. There’s still time. It’s still part of the fundamental laws of nature even in that part of the universe. It’s just that events that happen in that empty universe don’t have causality, don’t have memory, don’t have progress and don’t have aging or metabolism or anything like that. It’s just random fluctuations.
Wired.com: So if this universe in the middle is just sitting and nothing’s happening there, then how exactly are these universes with arrows of time popping off of it? Because that seems like a measurable event.
Carroll: Right. That’s an excellent point. And the answer is, almost nothing happens there. So the whole point of this idea that I’m trying to develop is that the answer to the question, “Why do we see the universe around us changing?” is that there is no way for the universe to truly be static once and for all. There is no state the universe could be in that would just stay put for ever and ever and ever. If there were, we should settle into that state and sit there forever.
It’s like a ball rolling down the hill, but there’s no bottom to the hill. The ball will always be rolling both in the future and in the past. So, that center part is locally static — that little region there where there seems to be nothing happening. But, according to quantum mechanics, things can happen occasionally. Things can fluctuate into existence. There’s a probability of change occurring.
So, what I’m thinking of is the universe is kind of like an atomic nucleus. It’s not completely stable. It has a half-life. It will decay. If you look at it, it looks perfectly stable, there’s nothing happening … there’s nothing happening … and then, boom! Suddenly there’s an alpha particle coming out of it, except the alpha particle is another universe.
Wired.com: So inside those new universes, which move forward with the arrow of time, there are places where the laws of physics are different — anomalies in spacetime. Does the arrow of time still exist there?
Carroll: It could. The weird thing about the arrow of time is that it’s not to be found in the underlying laws of physics. It’s not there. So it’s a feature of the universe we see, but not a feature of the laws of the individual particles. So the arrow of time is built on top of whatever local laws of physics apply.
Wired.com: So if the arrow of time is based on our consciousness and our ability to perceive it, then do people like you who understand it more fully experience time differently then the rest of us?
Carroll: Not really. The way it works is that the perception comes first and then the understanding comes later. So the understanding doesn’t change the perception, it just helps you put that perception into a wider context. It’s a famous quote that’s in my book from St. Augustine, where he says something along the lines of, “I know what time is until you ask me for a definition about it, and then I can’t give it to you.” So I think we all perceive the passage of time in very similar ways. But then trying to understand it doesn’t change our perceptions.
Wired.com: So what happens to the arrow in places like a black hole or at high speeds where our perception of it changes?
Carroll: This goes back to relativity and Einstein. For anyone moving through spacetime, them and the clocks they bring along with them – including their biological clocks like their heart and their mental perceptions – no one ever feels time to be passing more quickly or more slowly. Or, at least, if you have accurate clocks with you, your clock always ticks one second per second. That’s true if you’re inside a black hole, here on Earth, in the middle of nowhere, it doesn’t matter. But what Einstein tells us is that path you take through space and time can dramatically affect the time that you feel elapsing.
The arrow of time is about a direction, but it’s not about a speed. The important thing is that there’s a consistent direction. That everywhere through space and time, this is the past and this is the future.
Wired.com: So you would tell Michael J. Fox that it’s impossible for him to go back to the past and save his family?
Carroll: The simplest way out of the puzzle of time travel is to say that it can’t be done. That’s very likely the right answer. However, we don’t know for sure. We’re not absolutely proving that it can’t be done.
Wired.com: At the very least, you can’t go back.
Carroll: Yeah, no. You can easily go to the future, that’s not a problem.
Wired.com: We’re going there right now!
Carroll: Yesterday, I went to the future and here I am!
One of things I point out in the book is that if we do imagine that it was possible, hypothetically, to go into the past, all the paradoxes that tend to arise are ultimately traced to the fact that you can’t define a consistent arrow of time if you can go into the past. Because what you think of as your future is in the universe’s past. So it can’t be one in the same everywhere. And that’s not incompatible with the laws of physics, but it’s very incompatible with our everyday experience, where we can make choices that affect the future, but we cannot make choices that affect the past.
Wired.com: So, one part of the multiverse theory is that eventually our own universe will become empty and static. Does that mean we’ll eventually pop out another universe of our own?
Carroll: The arrow of time doesn’t move forward forever. There’s a phase in the history of the universe where you go from low entropy to high entropy. But then once you reach the locally maximum entropy you can get to, there’s no more arrow of time. It’s just like this room. If you take all the air in this room and put it in the corner, that’s low entropy. And then you let it go and it eventually fills the room and then it stops. And then the air’s not doing anything. In that time when it’s changing, there’s an arrow of time, but once you reach equilibrium, then the arrow ceases to exist. And then, in theory, new universes pop off.
Wired.com: So there’s an infinite number of universes behind us and an infinite number of universes coming ahead of us. Does that mean we can go forward to visit those universes ahead of us?
Carroll: I suspect not, but I don’t know. In fact, I have a postdoc at Caltech who’s very interested in the possibility of universes bumping into each other. Now, we call them universes. But really, to be honest, they are regions of space with different local conditions. It’s not like they’re metaphysically distinct from each other. They’re just far away. It’s possible that you could imagine universes bumping into each other and leaving traces, observable effects. It’s also possible that that’s not going to happen. That if they’re there, there’s not going to be any sign of them there. If that’s true, the only way this picture makes sense is if you think of the multiverse not as a theory, but as a prediction of a theory.
If you think you understand the rules of gravity and quantum mechanics really, really well, you can say, “According to the rules, universes pop into existence. Even if I can’t observe them, that’s a prediction of my theory, and I’ve tested that theory using other methods.” We’re not even there yet. We don’t know how to have a good theory, and we don’t know how to test it. But the project that one envisions is coming up with a good theory in quantum gravity, testing it here in our universe, and then taking the predictions seriously for things we don’t observe elsewhere.
Images: 1) Artist’s rendition of the multiverse./Jason Torchinsky. 2) Diagram of the multiverse./Sean Carroll. 3) Ken Weingart.
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A court case brought by the family of Rachel Corrie, a US protester killed by an Israeli army bulldozer in 2003, opens in Israel.
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Thoughts: (15) | Jan 05 2010
See Kyle from Kevin Knutson on Vimeo.
A boy I know named Kevin helped to make this video. It’s prroobably going to win the 48 hour film festival in Seattle.
Classified as: dangerous.
Thoughts: (40) | Jul 01 2009
In this economy you are so beautiful please make me a sandwich.
In this economy a cat can measure the observable associated with its eigenbasis and collapse its own wave function.
In this ecology I deeply envy the mastodon its winter garments.
“In this economy I myself have twelve hats including traditional hickory striped (blue and white) Railroad Engineer’s Hat.” –Margaret Atwood
In this economy jelly beans are a perversion of currency.
In this economy poetry is caused by a mutation in Wernicke’s Area of the brain.
In this economy, how do you buy a ><({{{{(º< sharksuit ><({{{{(º< that will suit your needs?
In this economy the guest artist is painting metal chairs to look like themselves.
In this economy I keep forgetting if I have Alzheimer's.
In this economy it is hard to make mosquito netting out of your own hosiery.
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Thoughts: (3) | May 02 2009
[Numbers 1-26 are translated to letters (a=1), letters are added together according to order of operations except where punctuated ( :=multiplication, _=subtraction, ∅=x-variable), words have assumed parenthesis around them.
Every stanza is a derivative of the stanza before it.]
5.
(we naked) : ∅your_point
is : ∅we_cold
(wind and) : ∅diction_changed
(to new) : ∅time_zen
(night is) : ∅
our only chance to
4.
(grow new) : (buddha_cobra) : ∅mother_saying
(rapidly we_love_cinder) : ∅cobweb_time
(mistress to blue) : ∅flicker_puddle
(is not seagull) : ∅
wing or
3.
[seashells : (peeling_night) is a spoonful of fractaling] : ∅glances_sung_at_me
(glitter our military thought) : ∅what_wind
(we thought we needed our motors rushed I) : ∅
_would be the observatory on
2.
{[(dilated threading) : (we_a)]_counterfeiter_butterflying} : ∅stretch_out_a_bone
(motorcyclist covering pine covering country with no sweater and) : ∅
(we forgot it for him) : (thunder_her_boast)
1.
[(legs imprisoned for the dictionary) : of thought] : ∅
(your_death_is_growing_dying_still) : there
0.
lies : (love with fever)
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Thoughts: (22) | Apr 21 2009
I’ve felt like there have been a lot of plane crashes lately, and I’m not alone, but it is not so according to the Aviation Accident Database Query.
Between January 1, 2000 and December 31, 2005 there were 1573 fatal plane accidents in the US: an average of 262 a year.
Between 1980 and 1985 there were 3220 accidents: 537 a year.
Between April 17th ‘08 and April 17th ‘09 there were only 171 accidents.
Just so you know.
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Thoughts: (0) | Apr 18 2009
Steve Salerno from Skeptic Magazine has written an article on “positive thinking” and how it makes people stupid. One section discusses the self-esteem-based education movement of the 1970’s, which celebrated mediocrity by lowering grade standards and ditching honor roles. Some students were given more recognition if they were below the standards, with the thinking that, “to make at-risk kids excel, you first had to make them feel optimistic and empowered.” Instead it’s created a culture of individuals that will be satisfied regardless of their failures. “If the school system failed to imbue students with genuine self-esteem, it was more successful at fomenting narcissism.”
Right. Anyone raised under this systems knows that. The idea that you can do it is only motivating when you think other people can’t do it. If anyone can be president, why would you want to be? That is hard work!
I was wondering if I’m Narcissistic (actually, I’ve always wondered that after being raised to go into theatre), but I took USA Today’s version of the Narcissistic Personality Inventory and scored way lower than average. I win at low self-esteem!
(Question 27 is weird. You choose between:
A. I have a strong will to power.
B. Power for its own sake doesn’t interest me.
Is this an intentional reference to Nietzsche?)
The Skeptic article reminded me of an article on child prodigies that I read in the Encyclopedia Britannica’s Medical and Health Annual from 1989 (I was cutting out pictures in it). One thing surprised me:
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Of course!
If you attain easy success as a child for being mediocre-in-the-field–but a KID– what could drive you any further?
Praise at an early age is bad for everyone. Let’s start a pessimism-based education movement.
Classified as: ∅, Resentment.
Thoughts: (0) | Apr 17 2009
I just want this to go on record now, in case some physicist says this and solves that whole universe problem.
I have solved the universe!
There are 3 dimensions of time. (Some guy here says there are 2 dimensions which is supposed to be really controversial, but I’m saying he’s wrong and there are 3 dimensions.)
There could be some utility to this, because it could bring together Feynman’s multiple histories theorem in Quantum Mechanics and the 2nd dimension of “imaginary time” Stephen Hawking uses to calculate around black holes. The 2nd dimension is just real time that’s imperceptible, and the third dimension goes up into alternative histories.
We only see one dimension—the x-axis, eternity—but humans weren’t ‘created’ to understand the universe, and there’s no reason to assume we have the faculties to see everything that’s out there.
The y-axis could be made up of a continuum of perceivers, or subjects that can make quantum measurements and collapse a wave-function. What sorts of subjects can do that? People? Cats? Nebulae? I don’t think that’s been defined yet. But they can form an infinite continuum during any one instant along the x-axis. Anyone that could perceive this y-axis like we can perceive the x-axis would be omniscient at a given point.
(And how could there be a continuum of perceivers? We’re used to only thinking of one mind or perceiver at a time, but you can imagine a way to get over this like calculus was able to get over Xeno’s Paradox).
The z-axis could go off into Feynman’s multiple histories. This multiple histories model is a perfect way to explain the problem of superpositions in quantum mechanics, but I don’t like the way he has all histories except ours cancel each other out. (Too convenient, like Einstein’s cosmological constant which canceled out the gravitational effects of matter to allow for a static universe).
If you imagine every possible history as a different page in a book, stabbing through the book would be like stabbing along the z-axis.
Then, when you take all three dimensions of time together, it’s easier to imagine time having a beginning and end like a sphere, as Hawking argues it does. When there are zero observers and zero alternative histories you’ve made it to the north or south pole, and it doesn’t make sense to ask what time was like before or after that.
I don’t REALLY know if this would help with any deep calculations in finding the “theory of everything” but. The point is: trippy.
[This week I listened to an audiobook of Stephen Hawking’s The Universe in a Nutshell about 6 times, then a 13 hour lecture on the history of science, a 12 hour lecture on St. Augustine’s confessions, and a few hours on calculus. . . and an audio book of Slaughterhouse Five.
Spring Break = new model for the universe.]
Classified as: theory.
Thoughts: (0) | Apr 07 2009
I accidentally left the door to my apartment open today, and when I came back something like a large cat or a small bear ran out past me and jumped the fence. It was too dark to see. I don’t think there are any more bears in my apartment though.
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Thoughts: (2) | Apr 04 2009
Lindsey to Grandma. Grandma I am scared that I’ll be alone like you when I am old.
Grandma to Lindsey. My son, the fruit never falls far from its tree.
Lindsey to Grandma. No, not if it’s on the edge of a cliff. What if it’s on the rim of a volcano and the fruit falls in but doesn’t melt because it’s the Tree of Knowledge? Could fruit from the Tree of Knowledge make it all the way to Russia? Yes. And would Vladimir Putin find it? Yes. What then? Nuclear arms race? We can’t because they have all the knowledge.
Grandma to Lindsey. If the communists get you my son, we will find a way to do without.
Lindsey to Grandma. Grandma communism ended a long time ago.
Classified as: Poetry.
Thoughts: (0) | Mar 25 2009
One thing I’ve been feeling since I started school here is that if my brain is starting to rot everyone’s going to be too polite to tell me.
If you see stuff coming out of my ears just come out and let me know. Or hit me over the head with a rock because probably I’m a zombie.
One thing about this blog is that I’m going to stop publishing other people’s poems on it, because I found out that sometimes poets like money for their poems and I don’t want to give them any.
Also no more philosophy ranting.
This will be where my poetry artifacts go.
This post will probably have to go.
Also how come my google image bomb failed.//// I will study the googimage arcana and try again. JUST YOU WAIT.
Classified as: Poetry, Resentment, dangerous, politicalness, theory, triumph..
Thoughts: (1) | Mar 25 2009
I have been sleeping on a tabletop for a month with two mattress pads like this:

Real mattresses are for stupid.
Classified as: triumph..
Thoughts: (1) | Mar 21 2009

While we were dancing we thought Kim Jong-il
should know we think only of Kim Jong-il.
We keep our elbows on our stomachs and
frown in the springtime sun like Kim Jong-il.
There are two rainbows in a circle.
Perhaps it’s a birthday for Kim Jong-il.
Where are you going with those mustard jars?
We’re not going to throw them at Kim Jong-il.
My grandma plays scrabble alone in the hall
while I’m making models of Kim Jong-il.
We see footage of the astronaut; if
he slips he will fall into Kim Jong-il.
Who is that lovely boy in a bow-tie?
I blush and he’s looking at Kim Jong-il.
London spreads jam on her toast and shivers.
The figure looks just like a Kim Jong-il.
Classified as: Poetry.
Thoughts: (0) | Feb 27 2009
Poems I’m going to write and submit to the New Yorker:
Poem that I spilled a soda on but can still kind of read
Poem that isn’t just about porn but is porn
Shall I compare thee to a summative datum?
Ballad of fatal stab wounds
I love you here is a gold star
How to communicate diseases through a public pool
Excerpts from your secret diary that is now mine
Dissertation on American imperial brutality as sung by Jewel
Do not make paper birds out of this poem, for it is ELOQUENT
This poem is reading your thoughts but it approves
Lullabies for your digestive tract
There is a magic rainbow on the horizon + beer
Fate leaves me bereft of free-pizza gumball
I am a better writer than Shakespeare
Grandma called to say the elevator doesn’t smell bad anymore
Classified as: Poetry.
Thoughts: (0) | Feb 21 2009
RB of Orinda asks,
I don’t want advice from you.
Good point RB. Be sure to get that checked next time you go to the hospital.
Classified as: ∅, advice column.
Thoughts: (0) | Feb 21 2009
RUSSIAN LIVEJOURNAL stole my poem. Summary: rats are stealing his sour cream and he hopes to scare them away with a message written in English. An old poem of mine is suggested.
Classified as: ∅.
Thoughts: (0) | Dec 12 2008
The company at London Bread have decided that this blog is now an advice column. Please send your lowly or heart-rendering questions to:
you.can.read@gmail.com
The theme for this column is existential angst or how to be as cool as dice.
Classified as: advice column.
Thoughts: (1) | Dec 10 2008