My dad walked in and said, “do you like being in the dark?” And I said, “yes, actually.” So he turned on the light and said, “better?” to which I replied, “no.” So he left. SATISFIED.

I slept in until 4:00 today. I haven’t been on the INTERNET in threeeeeee days. Am I ever going to apply to a college?

MERRY CHRISTMAS, you sonofabitch.

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I’ll name my kitten Ugly. She’ll appreciate it when she’s older.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 11 2003

My dad got me the DSM-IV-TR for Christmas! Oh baby, oh baby.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 28 2003

Dear public,
Have you ever seen Wet Hot American Summer?
THAT’s a good movie. Make more movies like that.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 14 2003

I like stickers. They’re fun to put on things. I want stickers for christmas. Especially if they have animals on them.

Yesterday when I was studying for my math test, I looked over at my cat that was playing with a toy. And then guts started falling out of it and I realized that it was half of a mole. Where was the other half? That has yet to be discovered.

I was scared she’d get some on me because she was swinging it around by it’s tail with quite a lot of energy. THEN she went into the other room, and I heard my mom say, “ohhh, kitten.. OHH SHIT.”

So cute.

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:x : name = LOndon Bread
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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 12 2003

I’m tired. I feel like complaining.

Uh.
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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 12 2003

uhh Kristina, hello.
Too bad you’re in Japan or else you could have seen the last unicorn with us.
Did you ever figure out that AWFUL code I wrote? Here, I’ll tell you in anagram form: funw ti hoats

also look at this article I found
The God Module– Read this entry »

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 10 2003

Freak out!

You know, that is a song.
And so am I.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 09 2003

It’s so weird…
In PSYCHOLOGY class today, my teacher was talking about eating disorders, and she said, “what are those schools up on the plateau? Eastlake and Skyline?” Apparantly, the two schools called her because they wanted a time-share on some councilers specializing on eating disorders. One of them told her, “there isn’t a junior high or high school on the east side, where you can walk into the ladies room and not smell vomit.” It’s a pandemic, I guess.

Isn’t that weird?

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 06 2003

I’m writing a speech for debate in advocation of animal cruelty. Help me come up with some fun ways to hurt animals that I can justify.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 05 2003

I’ve been working for TWO HOURS to try and come up with a good script. I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING. The best I’ve got sofar is “I still know what you did last summer.”

I wish I could find a real script with JOKES. It’s soooo hard. SO, I’m worried I won’t be able to do Debate again this year. My self esteem is shot!

And now,
Tony Mcdonald-


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I had a dream this morning that Jesus was standing next to a door with bright light behind it, smiling and waving as people walked through. When I got up to him, though, he made a nasty face and growled at me, so I went around and snuck in through the back.

Uhh.

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this is a medical journal.

I coughed a HOLE through my throat!
I hurt like THIS ↓
ow

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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 24 2003

The Churchathong went well, I believe.

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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 19 2003

I hope somewhere they sell tuna-safe dolphin.

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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 17 2003

My sister said- “…but I can’t sleep with the lights out because I’m a pussy.”

My Mom said- “WUSSY, Chelsea. WUSSY.

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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 15 2003

I know spelling like the back of my neck.

HERE’s how you spell:

Then- adv: At that time, Next in time, In addition, In that case, As a consequence, used preceding a conjunction. n: That time or moment. adj: Being so at that time.

Than- conj: Used after a comparative adjective or adverb, Used to introduce the second element after certain words indicating difference, When.

Further in terms of abstract concepts, and farther in relation to space.

it’s TO-M-O-RROW
and also w-ei-rd.

Give me some more!
I know, I know. Write an article.

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I’m going to be a weed for halloween. I can’t stress that enough.

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I hope I never get clouds in my coffee.

You probably think this is about you. DON’T YOU?

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