Another attack of stupid

My Mom: What’s that?
Chelsea: It’s a video game.
My Mom: What? That won’t fit in the VCR!

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 31 2004

I had a dream that I turned my moms voice into this terrible flavor that would make me gag. Now sometimes when I hear her talk I can taste it in my mouth.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 26 2004

You’ve met Leanne?

Too bad she’s going to AUSTRIA.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 23 2004

Ohhhhhh dear.
My Mom won a really expensive present at work so she’s giving it to my dad for Christmas,
and she really built up the suspense for telling me what it was. And then, uh…

SHE: So you want to know what is now?!
ME: Yes, yes, what is it?!
SHE: WELL… It’s LSD!!!
ME:…
SHE: LSD! LSD! IT’s an LSD TV!!!

oh, oh dear.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 17 2004

Go see our fantastic webpage: SUPERLICK
It’s supposed to be by Leanne and me but sofar it’s just me. And we’ve got way more to do. ANd there’s a forum but I haven’t gotten around to fixing that up yet.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 15 2004

Sometimes when Kristina’s talking to Dane on the phone, she’ll say really weird things (always quite calmly.)
Like,
“I don’t know, are muscles in season?”
or
“Are they both trying to lay eggs?… Maybe it’s just a dominance thing…”

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 13 2004

meeeoooooooooow

There’s a Kitten shaped hole in my heart!

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 10 2004

I thought you might all like to know that the people in the room next to me just had LOUD SEX and now they’re listening to Kenny-G.

Oh. Dorms.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 10 2004

OOOOoooOOo.

I’m going to try doing stand-up comedy tonight.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 09 2004

I bought REAL makeup. It was expensive. But now I look like a Super princess.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 08 2004

I wrote a story.

The unicorn was not a very good speller. Read this entry »

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 02 2004

Our RA has fantastically stupid grammar difficulties. She writes bulletins and puts them in front of all the toilets so you can’t avoid them, and then occasionally asks you what you thought about them.

One time there was an announcement for a rollerskating and archery party, but it was never made quite clear whether this rollerskating and archery would be done seperately or at the same time. The last line of it was “The rollerskating is free! And also archery!”

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 28 2004

Today I drove ALL the way to work just to take a nap in the parking lot and then drive home. Ugh.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 27 2004

vous êtes une coupe qui ne guérira pas.

I go insane and then I go back again. Don’t worry, I’ve never posted anything stupid in my life.

Read Invitation to a Beheading. It’s got a spooky spider in it.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 18 2004

DID YOU KNOW?!

Horny Goat Weed is an herbal supplement.

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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 10 2004

bum bum bum

I think I’ll major in psychology or philosophy or english or computer science or maybe I’ll be a bum.

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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 24 2004

I was a little confused when the girls behind me kept just saying “taco taco taco taco taco…” but then that’s when I realized I don’t speak spanish.

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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 23 2004

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between a philisophical dialectic and an auditory hallucination. BUT, I’ve decided not to go insane until I run out of things to do. ( right now I’m working on a wonderful pretty porno scrapbook:


)

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Thoughts: (0) | May 14 2004

I dyed my hair orange.

Man. If rain wasn’t so wet and ubiquitous, I’d totally punch it in the face.

P.S. whats the best PORNO magazine?

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Thoughts: (0) | May 10 2004

The Outdoor Life Network is showing footage of a dog on skis and chickens on snowboards. It’s the best television I’ve seen in a long, long time.

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Thoughts: (0) | Apr 21 2004