Another attack of stupid
My Mom: What’s that?
Chelsea: It’s a video game.
My Mom: What? That won’t fit in the VCR!
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 31 2004
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I've never seen such a nice looking Koala before.
The kangaroo’s twisted marsupial family tree is now in order thanks to — you guessed it — jumping genes. Genetic evidence shows that a South American ancestor gave rise to all Australian marsupials, and that the South American opossums were the earliest group to branch off from the other six marsupial clans.
Distinctive for raising their live-born young in protective pouches, marsupials all trace back to a common ancestor that split off from the rest of the mammals about 130 million years ago. But fossil and genetic evidence conflict about which marsupial species evolved first, and where.
Jumping genes provide new clues for solving the puzzle. These “junk” bits of DNA make copies of themselves to reinsert randomly in the genome. Half of the marsupial genome consists of jumping genes, so researchers have plenty to work with. Gene-jumping is rare, and each jump is a unique event unlikely to happen again. So if two species share a jumping gene, scientists can deduce that they inherited it from a common ancestor.
Maria Nilsson and her colleagues at Westfälische Wilhelms Universität Münster in Germany looked at similarities and differences in jumping genes in the seven main branches of marsupials. In the July PLoS Biology, the team presents a new marsupial family tree with slightly different familial relationships than other research had predicted.
“It’s a different type of data, and it’s much cleaner [than fossil and genetic data],” says evolutionary biologist David Pollock of the University of Colorado School of Medicine in Denver, who was not involved with the research.
According to the new tree, all Australian marsupials arose from a single South American ancestor. In addition, their data puts the gray, short-tailed South American opossum on the earliest branch of the marsupial tree.
There’s always the potential for error in molecular studies, says mammologist Ines Horovitz of the University of California, Los Angeles. But she says the study “contributes new data, and that’s always important.”
Next, Nilsson says she wants to use jumping genes to probe the relationships among the Australian marsupials to see exactly how they’re related.
Image: Koala in Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary, Queensland, Australia./Flickr/Erik Veland.
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A massive simulation of soot’s climate effects finds that basic pollution controls could put a brake on global warming, erasing in a decade most of the last century’s temperature change.
Compared to the larger, longer term task of getting greenhouse-gas pollution under control, limiting soot wouldn’t be hard. Unlike new energy technology and profound changes in lifestyle, the tools — exhaust filters, clean-burning stoves — already exist.
“Soot has such a strong climate effect, but it has a lifetime in the atmosphere of just a few weeks. Carbon dioxide has a lifetime of 30 to 50 years. If you totally stop CO2 emissions today, the Arctic will still be totally melted,” said Stanford University climate scientist Mark Jacobson. If soot pollution is immediately curtailed, “the reductions start to occur pretty much right away. Within months, you’ll start seeing temperature differences.”
Jacobson’s simulation, currently in press at the Journal of Geophysical Research-Atmospheres, is the latest in a line of studies showing a powerful climate role for fine soot, also known as black carbon. (That’s a somewhat misleading appellation, since some carbon is brown, and the pollution in soot contains a host of other compounds.)
Soot comes from the incomplete combustion of fossil fuels, and also from the burning of wood or dung for fuel. Crop residue and forest-burning are another major source. When aloft, the dark particles absorb sunlight, raising local temperatures and causing rain clouds to form, which in turn deprive other areas of moisture. When soot lands on snow or ice, its effects are magnified, because melts reveal fresh patches of heat-absorbing dark ground.
In 2003, a NASA simulation blamed soot for 25 percent of the past century’s observed warming. A study last year suggested that soot was responsible for almost half of a 3.4-degree Fahrenheit rise in average Arctic temperatures since 1890 — a greater rise than anywhere else on Earth.
Soot also appears to be a culprit in drastic melts of Himalayan glaciers which provide water to much of South Asia, and in disrupting the monsoon cycles on which the region’s farmers rely. The United Nations puts the soot-related death toll at 1.5 million people annually.
Jacobson’s simulation, the culmination of 20 years of research on the dynamics of soot and its interaction with local, regional and global climate dynamics, reinforces those findings. It also studies a question implicit in the earlier studies, but not yet modeled: What would happens if soot pollution stopped?
“If you just eliminate soot, you get a significant climate benefit, and you can do it on a short time period, because soot has a life of just a few weeks,” said Jacobson. “You don’t get the full response for a while, as there are deep ocean feedbacks that take a long time, but it’s a lot faster than controlling CO2.”
Jacobson simulated the effects of curtailing soot from fossil-fuel emissions, something that’s already possible with tailpipe and smokestack filters. He simulated the effects of replacing wood- and dung-burning cookfires with clean-burning stoves. And he simulated both advances simultaneously.
If soot disappeared overnight, average global temperatures would drop within 15 years by about 1 degree Fahrenheit, maybe a little more. That’s about half the net warming — total global warming, minus cooling from sun-reflecting aerosols — experienced since the beginning of the industrial age. The effect would be even larger in the Arctic, where sea ice and tundra could rapidly refreeze.
“It will take some decades to phase down fossil-fuel emissions, so reducing dirty aerosols [soot] while we are doing that may help retain Arctic sea ice,” said NASA climatologist James Hansen, one of the first researchers to study soot dynamics. But he emphasized that soot control is only a stopgap measure. “We should reduce soot for several reasons, especially its health effects, but it is only a modest help in controlling global warming,” he said.
Nevertheless, soot could ease the delay between controlling greenhouse gas emissions and cooling. It might also help “avoid tipping points — nonlinear, abrupt and potentially irreversible climate change, especially in the Arctic,” said Erika Rosenthal, a climate policy expert at the progressive nonprofit Earthjustice.
Soot-control policy, however, is scattered. According to Jacobson, climate policymakers have paid little attention to soot. Compared to well-studied greenhouse gases, its climate role is new and unfamiliar. “There are international efforts to limit greenhouse gases, but they completely ignore soot as something to control from a climate perspective,” said Jacobson.
The draft international climate treaty negotiated last year in Copenhagen doesn’t contain soot-specific provisions, but the United Nations Environmental Program is meeting in February to discuss policy options on soot. A relatively little-known U.N. effort called the Convention on Long-Range Transboundary Air Pollution has also established a black-carbon working group.
In the United States, a rare bipartisan environmental bill sponsored in 2009 by climate skeptic James Inhofe (R-Oklahoma) and environmentalist Barbara Boxer (D-California) foundered after its inclusion in massive energy legislation that recently died in Congress. It would have required the EPA to study and possibly regulate black-carbon emissions.
In anticipation of these legislative difficulties, the EPA was charged this year with launching a black-carbon study. More immediately, Congress is now debating reauthorization of the Diesel Emissions Reduction Act, a federal program that pays for putting clean tailpipes on diesel-fuel–burning automobiles, a prime source of black carbon. According to Rosenthal, the program has been fantastically successful, with retrofit requests exceeding available funds by $2 billion.
Controlling crop and forest burns isn’t so easy, but clean stoves could be provided to the developing world for relatively little money. “We have the technology now. It’s a matter of implementing it,” said Rosenthal.
“It’s low-hanging fruit,” said Jacobsen. “It’s straightforward to address, and it can be addressed.”
Images: 1) Rennett Stowe/Flickr. 2) Average global air temperature decline following elimination of fossil-fuel–based soot (dotted line) and fossil-fuel– plus biofuel–based soot (solid line).
Citation: “Short-term effects of Controlling Fossil-Fuel Soot, Biofuel Soot and Gases, and Methane on Climate, Arctic Ice, and Air Pollution Health.” By Mark Jacobson. Journal of Geophysical Research-Atmospheres, in press.
Legislators question US president's Afghan war-strategy after Wikileak disclosures.
My Mom: What’s that?
Chelsea: It’s a video game.
My Mom: What? That won’t fit in the VCR!
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 31 2004
I had a dream that I turned my moms voice into this terrible flavor that would make me gag. Now sometimes when I hear her talk I can taste it in my mouth.
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 26 2004
Ohhhhhh dear.
My Mom won a really expensive present at work so she’s giving it to my dad for Christmas,
and she really built up the suspense for telling me what it was. And then, uh…
SHE: So you want to know what is now?!
ME: Yes, yes, what is it?!
SHE: WELL… It’s LSD!!!
ME:…
SHE: LSD! LSD! IT’s an LSD TV!!!
oh, oh dear.
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 17 2004
Go see our fantastic webpage: SUPERLICK
It’s supposed to be by Leanne and me but sofar it’s just me. And we’ve got way more to do. ANd there’s a forum but I haven’t gotten around to fixing that up yet.
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 15 2004
Sometimes when Kristina’s talking to Dane on the phone, she’ll say really weird things (always quite calmly.)
Like,
“I don’t know, are muscles in season?”
or
“Are they both trying to lay eggs?… Maybe it’s just a dominance thing…”
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 13 2004
There’s a Kitten shaped hole in my heart!
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 10 2004
I thought you might all like to know that the people in the room next to me just had LOUD SEX and now they’re listening to Kenny-G.
Oh. Dorms.
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 10 2004
I’m going to try doing stand-up comedy tonight.
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 09 2004
I bought REAL makeup. It was expensive. But now I look like a Super princess.
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 08 2004
The unicorn was not a very good speller. Read this entry »
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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 02 2004
Our RA has fantastically stupid grammar difficulties. She writes bulletins and puts them in front of all the toilets so you can’t avoid them, and then occasionally asks you what you thought about them.
One time there was an announcement for a rollerskating and archery party, but it was never made quite clear whether this rollerskating and archery would be done seperately or at the same time. The last line of it was “The rollerskating is free! And also archery!”
THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 28 2004
Today I drove ALL the way to work just to take a nap in the parking lot and then drive home. Ugh.
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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 27 2004
I go insane and then I go back again. Don’t worry, I’ve never posted anything stupid in my life.
Read Invitation to a Beheading. It’s got a spooky spider in it.
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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 18 2004
DID YOU KNOW?!
Horny Goat Weed is an herbal supplement.
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Thoughts: (0) | Nov 10 2004
I think I’ll major in psychology or philosophy or english or computer science or maybe I’ll be a bum.
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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 24 2004
I was a little confused when the girls behind me kept just saying “taco taco taco taco taco…” but then that’s when I realized I don’t speak spanish.
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Thoughts: (0) | Oct 23 2004
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between a philisophical dialectic and an auditory hallucination. BUT, I’ve decided not to go insane until I run out of things to do. ( right now I’m working on a wonderful pretty porno scrapbook:

)
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Thoughts: (0) | May 14 2004
Man. If rain wasn’t so wet and ubiquitous, I’d totally punch it in the face.
P.S. whats the best PORNO magazine?
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Thoughts: (0) | May 10 2004
The Outdoor Life Network is showing footage of a dog on skis and chickens on snowboards. It’s the best television I’ve seen in a long, long time.
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Thoughts: (0) | Apr 21 2004