I think Gooby is going in to heat. She keeps… rolling around, and stuff. Oh dear. I woke up this morning at 3 am because she’d knocked a newspaper off the shelf and was pushing it all over the place and pouncing on it and creating a great ruckus, but when I finally got up to put it away (it took a while) she was staring up at me from on top of the page, “Girls seeking Boys/ Boys seeking Girls.” I stuffed the paper away and said, “no, Gooby, you can’t borrow my cell phone.” I guess this means I’ll have to get her fixed. Hrmm.
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| Nov 17 2005
I got $15 worth of candy at Bartell’s, and now I’m eating that while playing Mah Jong tiles over and over and over again. Friday nights are HOT in my apartment.
Oh, also I might make macaroni and cheese later.
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| Oct 28 2005
My refrigerator has an odd smell coming out of it.
Vacuously unfathomable statement of the week: I’m thawing out your burritos on my neck.
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| Oct 24 2005
Award-winning film director David Lynch (Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks,
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| Oct 19 2005
Oh, also today I went outside and almost stepped on a baby bird. I bent down to poke it and it opened its mouth really wide like it wanted me to feed it, so I went to the compost bin and got some worms to drop in its mouth. It ate three worms but then decided to bounce into my garage which I didn’t think was a very good idea so I went and picked it up to bring back outside, but then it started screeching really loud and two older birds started screeching and flying around my head and I think they would have attacked me but I dropped the baby bird on the grass. Yup, that was fun.
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| Jul 15 2005
I got a new kitten. Today she found some dried poo behind the sofa, so she brought it over to show me and dropped it in my coffee. Thanks, muffin.
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| Jul 14 2005
Apparantly my Dad won $5,000 gambling last night.
So this morning at breakfast, when my mom was talking about Father’s day presents, my Dad said, “yeah well I got my best present last night.”
And I thought, oh dear, oh dear, I want to get out of this world.
They both uh, giggled I guess, and my mom said, “Lindsey, do you want to know what your Dad’s present was?”
And I thought, Ahahhhhhhahahhahahahaaafh
And, OH, $5,000. Okay.
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| Jun 20 2005
Today we went to the Aquarium.
I learned that both fish and little kids are very dumb.
One little boy kept pointing at fish and saying, “DER’S MY DINNER!”
Another little girl would just tap on the glass and say, “buh… buh… buh…”
Don’t give me any of that nonsense about childhood innocence.
Children are happy because their brains are underdeveloped.
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| Jun 19 2005
I asked to ask me five questions.
My questions are as such:
1. What has been the most important or influential color in your life?
Red. Hmm, that seems like an obvious answer. Red seems to be the color of everything I want to avoid, and as evasion is a strong, deciding effect, that would make red the influential counterpart.
2. If you were given the task of travelling from the north pole to the south pole, how would you go about doing it… how would you transport yourself and where would you pass through?

I think I’d ride on the back of an elephant. Oh except in the ocean where we’d both float on a raft.
3. If you had to sacrifice one eye, would it be the left or right eyeball?
I would sacrifice the right eye. I value the perceptions of the right brain over the perceptions of the left, I think.
4. You are sitting alone on the edge of a desolate cliff overhanging the ocean with a lighter of your choice and a book of your choosing and a pack of cigarettes; what happens?
The book- The Stranger by Albert Camus. The lighter- a blow torch. I light the entire pack of cigarettes on fire at once and throw it as a flaming ball over the edge. Its falling into the darkness leaves a trail of smoke like a funnel, spiraling outward as it approaches me. At first I defy its call to me, but after considering what a fun time it’ll be having in the ocean without me, I dive in after it.
5. How would you describe the people you gravitate towards, those who attract you?
I’m attracted to intelligent, confident people. Absolutely. People don’t have to be talkative or outgoing, but if they’re weak and scared it annoys the hell out of me.
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| May 30 2005
Today, shortly after I went in to have a shower, two girls came in and started showers. Try to read their words with an annoying girl accent.
Sarah.
Mandy.
Watcha doin’?
Takin’ a shower.
Me too!
I left a little while later but saw that only one shower stall was being used. From that one might infer that one girl had already left, but I prefer to think that they were just in the same shower, illuminating the poignancy of their greeting.
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| May 29 2005
“The book I’m looking for,” says the blurred figure, who holds out a volume similar to yours, “is the one that gives the sense of the world after the end of the world, the sense that the world is the end of everything that there is in the world, that the only thing there is in the world is the end of the world.”
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| May 27 2005
I’m sad because Bob the cat disappeared.

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| May 24 2005
I saw a black bird today that was flying around with a to-go box, and then he dropped it on some guy’s car and the guy got really confused. I think god was trying to be symbolic.
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| May 11 2005
Waterworld makes me SO MAD.
WHY DOES KEVIN COSTNER HAVE GILLS? Not only are you asked to believe that evolution created these complex organs (in perfect concordance with his heart and lungs) within one generation, but that it also DRILLED A HOLE THROUGH IS SKULL to carry the water from behind his ears (somehow PAST HIS CEREBEULLUM AND BRAIN STEM) to the rest of his body.
With all the (wasted) time and money they spent on that movie, NO ONE stopped to think that maybe WHALES AND DOLPHINS haven’t evolved gills for a REASON?
My mom really likes kevin costner. Blech, they can go spawn evil sea baby gremlins for all I care.
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| May 10 2005
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| Apr 29 2005
My grandma is wonderful. She’s taking classes at city college right now so she can try to get in to Cal State. She already graduated from college a long time ago but she’s doing it again just for fun.
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| Apr 28 2005
I feel excited and happy and wonderful. So much, I wanna blow stuff up.
Okay, lets think of some fun ways to cheat on tests. One fun idea I had was to write all the answers on my boobs and wear an open-like shirt so I could see them easily. And then if a teacher got suspicious and came to look I could slap him in the face.
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| Apr 26 2005
Today I wore my Alice in Wonderland dress to the fashionable side of down.
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| Apr 23 2005
The best thing my philosophy teacher has said all quarter is, “God is the G-spot of the mind.”
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| Apr 18 2005
I’m so happy! How can someone this stupid (lj user=oceans_echo) exist?
She wrote a poem which I stole to put here:
My PoEm (FoR MaTt) LuV yA!
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| Apr 09 2005