Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll float around in space until you starve to death.

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Thoughts: (0) | May 08 2006

Spelling.

This is the outside of my sister’s old diary:

And this is the inside:

My Privat Diary if you open it and read it your dead meat.

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Thoughts: (0) | Mar 25 2006

I’ve been training Gooby on how to be a dog-hunter. I think she could pretty much beat any dog that’s one tenth her size and also a finger-puppet.

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Thoughts: (0) | Feb 09 2006

My kitten spent the whole morning trapped in my closet. Hopefully if she peed anywhere it was in Narnia.

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Thoughts: (0) | Feb 08 2006