I went to Italy . One day when I was lost, I heard these two guys talking behind me in broken English, and one of them said, “It’s a good thing we’re not American or we’d be too fat to walk up these stairs!” They seemed nice.
Also some other things happened but I can’t remember.
On Sunday a man came into the cafe to drink hot cocoa and read a story book to his son, and I thought I heard him say, “Jesus and Lazarus were friends. They really enjoyed peeing together.” I got really happy because I thought it was about the ancient Israeli buddy-system. But no! ‘Being together’- they enjoyed being together. FINE. What a boring story.
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| Oct 03 2007
AHHHHHHHH!!!
one of the short stories I have to critique for my class is about a pimp-Jew that finds Jesus. It’s the most offensive story ever.
I read the Harry Potter book and it felt like I was eating the last bag of candy in the world. Ah, so sad!
ALSO:
I think Lily and James Potter’s cat grew up to be Croookshankes. She was about the right age and she recognized Wormtail! Everyone knows that I’m right.
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| Jul 23 2007
There’s this lascivious old guy that comes in to the cafe everyday to give me seedy looks, bat his eyes, and ask for Passion. Then I have to give it to him because Passion is just the name of a Tazo tea.
I just bought a plane ticket to Italy! I think I’ll go to the Italian Riviera, Florence, Assisi, and Venice. Oh boy, oh no, I hope I have enough money.
Classified as: ∅.
| Jun 28 2007
Calculus is easier than ethics, because at least when you have the answer you know it. Look look! I’ve been trying to fix this Wikipedia entry on Knightly Virtues. It’s easier to list the virtues for knights, because then you don’t have to worry about the effects of existentialism.
I’ve been a vegetarian lately and it really annoys Leanne because it’s so contradictory to what I used to be. But really I think I was just rationalizing why I hadn’t become a vegetarian before, and my rationalizations perpetuated my behavior. Also, I don’t think its possible to feel sympathy for animals while you eat them because you have to block out your emotions in the process. If you stop eating them then its possible to feel sympathy.
I think I want to become an english major now, even though I can graduate in philosophy with just 9 more credits. English with writing emphasis would be reallly cool. Don’t tell me if that’s difficult to get in to because I don’t want to know.
Classified as: theory.
| Jun 19 2007