peace!

this is my cousin:

Classified as: politicalness.
Thoughts: (0) | Dec 15 2008

THIS WEEK: how to steal like Kafka

RUSSIAN LIVEJOURNAL stole my poem. Summary: rats are stealing his sour cream and he hopes to scare them away with a message written in English. An old poem of mine is suggested.

    post:
    Begin one should from the fact that I eat sour cream … Recently, I explained that the office mice trampled to my sour cream… In order to remove mice from the sour cream, [my boss] deleted on the cover all original letters with the irreversible marker and wrote “Rat poison. Do not gorge!”

    The raids of mice ceased. I was gladdened. … Today rats arrived into the office. Rats disemboweled the refrigerator and threw all that they calculated as not-food into the debris tank. My sour cream, as food did not descend.

    …But somewhere scientists encounter the elementary particles in the wombs of their synchrophasotrons. Unclean czars of nature.

      comment: Write in the Indian language … Not all mice in English understand.

        reply: Write- that I can, but chances to fall into the language of mouse is small. Mice already have very much of the languages. In the previous refrigerator, by the way, visited mice. I even found them into my soybean milk.

      comment:
      “That man stole my sandwich.
      I had it five minutes ago,
      And I know
      He’s always after my sandwiches.
      So
      He eyes me conspicuously
      As I eye him back
      Knowingly.
      We make eye contact.
      There’s a blatant connection.
      Oh yes,
      I’m on to him.
      Oh wait, here it is.”

      Lindsey Baggette
      Eastlake High School
      Grade 11

      comment: Lesson to you: it is necessary to eat them hot, but not to place into some sweaty packet.

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 12 2008

NEW at LOBRE

The company at London Bread have decided that this blog is now an advice column. Please send your lowly or heart-rendering questions to:

you.can.read@gmail.com

The theme for this column is existential angst or how to be as cool as dice.

Classified as: advice column.
Thoughts: (1) | Dec 10 2008

yuri

Maybe Sylvia Plath would have been happier with a wife than a husband. Some things in that Bell Jar seem bored-with-boyish. She liked the same boy from a distance for six years, then went out with him and didn’t like him anymore. She lost her virginity from someone randomly just to get it over with, then didn’t want to see him again. And she was girly and pretty, and started to get popular writing fashion things for Seventeen. Don’t you think she could have been happy with a femme girlfriend?

I don’t mean that in a disinterested post-mortem diagnostic kind of way. See, this is me and Sylvia Plath:
000s00kg

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Thoughts: (0) | Dec 05 2008

Blog is dead.

I got hit by a car yesterday, but that’s not so newsworthy because I didn’t die.

More importantly: my friend Brittany Dennison murdered her blog and then a guy from the Stranger wrote about it.

Did you know these things are public!?

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Update: a drunk lady just crashed into a tree by my house. What a weird day.

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Thoughts: (4) | Dec 02 2008

Prop8 protest


soooo many pictures!

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Thoughts: (3) | Nov 16 2008

Barack Obama took a creative writing class and someone kept his poetry!

I am going soft in the head for this president.

Classified as: Poetry.
Thoughts: (0) | Nov 14 2008

but…

california is sad today because it looks like prop 8 passed.

but! maybe someone can fix it.

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Thoughts: (3) | Nov 05 2008

If nobody restrains me I will write a novel about my cat. It will be called Gooby: America and here are some pictures of her with the president:

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Thoughts: (2) | Nov 02 2008

the facts for today.

Classified as: , Resentment, theory.
Thoughts: (0) | Oct 28 2008

Ben Lerner has written on this topic.

in Angle of Yaw. IN THE COMMERCIAL.

But now this cup has mold. Hard to clean.

Classified as: Poetry.
Thoughts: (0) | Oct 24 2008

kith

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Thoughts: (2) | Oct 19 2008

have been wearing the absence of pants lately.

See from the standard view it looks like my shorts are almost over my knees.

Classified as: dangerous.
Thoughts: (0) | Oct 17 2008

Everyone must understand that I have a blog army! now and this changes our relationship.

Classified as: dangerous.
Thoughts: (1) | Oct 16 2008


The Great Schlep.

Classified as: politicalness.
Thoughts: (0) | Oct 12 2008

minstrel

I work in the library archives, and this is one of the pictures I scanned:minstrel mask
Everyone thought it was just a monkey, and some people were going to use it for their scholarship-pamphlet.

No… racist monkey.

Classified as: dangerous.
Thoughts: (0) | Oct 12 2008