Differential Poem

[Numbers 1-26 are translated to letters (a=1), letters are added together according to order of operations except where punctuated ( :=multiplication, _=subtraction, ∅=x-variable), words have assumed parenthesis around them.

Every stanza is a derivative of the stanza before it.]

5.
(we naked) : ∅your_point
is : ∅we_cold
(wind and) : ∅diction_changed
(to new) : ∅time_zen
(night is) : ∅
our only chance to

4.
(grow new) : (buddha_cobra) : ∅mother_saying
(rapidly we_love_cinder) : ∅cobweb_time
(mistress to blue) : ∅flicker_puddle
(is not seagull) : ∅
wing or

3.
[seashells : (peeling_night) is a spoonful of fractaling] : ∅glances_sung_at_me
(glitter our military thought) : ∅what_wind
(we thought we needed our motors rushed I) : ∅
_would be the observatory on

2.
{[(dilated threading) : (we_a)]_counterfeiter_butterflying} : ∅stretch_out_a_bone
(motorcyclist covering pine covering country with no sweater and) : ∅
(we forgot it for him) : (thunder_her_boast)

1.
[(legs imprisoned for the dictionary) : of thought] : ∅
(your_death_is_growing_dying_still) : there

0.
lies : (love with fever)

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Thoughts: (5) | Apr 21 2009

self-esteem is for losers

Steve Salerno from Skeptic Magazine has written an article on “positive thinking” and how it makes people stupid. One section discusses the self-esteem-based education movement of the 1970’s, which celebrated mediocrity by lowering grade standards and ditching honor roles. Some students were given more recognition if they were below the standards, with the thinking that, “to make at-risk kids excel, you first had to make them feel optimistic and empowered.” Instead it’s created a culture of individuals that will be satisfied regardless of their failures. “If the school system failed to imbue students with genuine self-esteem, it was more successful at fomenting narcissism.”

Right. Anyone raised under this systems knows that. The idea that you can do it is only motivating when you think other people can’t do it. If anyone can be president, why would you want to be? That is hard work!

I was wondering if I’m Narcissistic (actually, I’ve always wondered that after being raised to go into theatre), but I took USA Today’s version of the Narcissistic Personality Inventory and scored way lower than average. I win at low self-esteem!

(Question 27 is weird. You choose between:

A. I have a strong will to power.
B. Power for its own sake doesn’t interest me.

Is this an intentional reference to Nietzsche?)

The Skeptic article reminded me of an article on child prodigies that I read in the Encyclopedia Britannica’s Medical and Health Annual from 1989 (I was cutting out pictures in it). One thing surprised me:

    It is difficult to imagine that such a gift could possibly founder, much less deliberately be set aside. Nevertheless, this, in fact, seems to be more the rule than the exception. . . as children, prodigies never produce works of genius and, as adults, they may or may not pursue their careers.

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Of course!

If you attain easy success as a child for being mediocre-in-the-field–but a KID– what could drive you any further?

Praise at an early age is bad for everyone. Let’s start a pessimism-based education movement.

Classified as: , Resentment.
Thoughts: (0) | Apr 17 2009

frilled sharks are in the ocean.

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Thoughts: (0) | Apr 13 2009

Spring Break = new model for the universe.

I just want this to go on record now, in case some physicist says this and solves that whole universe problem.

I have solved the universe!

There are 3 dimensions of time. (Some guy here says there are 2 dimensions which is supposed to be really controversial, but I’m saying he’s wrong and there are 3 dimensions.)

There could be some utility to this, because it could bring together Feynman’s multiple histories theorem in Quantum Mechanics and the 2nd dimension of “imaginary time” Stephen Hawking uses to calculate around black holes. The 2nd dimension is just real time that’s imperceptible, and the third dimension goes up into alternative histories.

We only see one dimension—the x-axis, eternity—but humans weren’t ‘created’ to understand the universe, and there’s no reason to assume we have the faculties to see everything that’s out there.

The y-axis could be made up of a continuum of perceivers, or subjects that can make quantum measurements and collapse a wave-function. What sorts of subjects can do that? People? Cats? Nebulae? I don’t think that’s been defined yet. But they can form an infinite continuum during any one instant along the x-axis. Anyone that could perceive this y-axis like we can perceive the x-axis would be omniscient at a given point.

(And how could there be a continuum of perceivers? We’re used to only thinking of one mind or perceiver at a time, but you can imagine a way to get over this like calculus was able to get over Xeno’s Paradox).

The z-axis could go off into Feynman’s multiple histories. This multiple histories model is a perfect way to explain the problem of superpositions in quantum mechanics, but I don’t like the way he has all histories except ours cancel each other out. (Too convenient, like Einstein’s cosmological constant which canceled out the gravitational effects of matter to allow for a static universe).

If you imagine every possible history as a different page in a book, stabbing through the book would be like stabbing along the z-axis.

Then, when you take all three dimensions of time together, it’s easier to imagine time having a beginning and end like a sphere, as Hawking argues it does. When there are zero observers and zero alternative histories you’ve made it to the north or south pole, and it doesn’t make sense to ask what time was like before or after that.

I don’t REALLY know if this would help with any deep calculations in finding the “theory of everything” but. The point is: trippy.

[This week I listened to an audiobook of Stephen Hawking’s The Universe in a Nutshell about 6 times, then a 13 hour lecture on the history of science, a 12 hour lecture on St. Augustine’s confessions, and a few hours on calculus. . . and an audio book of Slaughterhouse Five.

Spring Break = new model for the universe.]

Classified as: theory.
Thoughts: (0) | Apr 07 2009

Remind me to shut the door.

I accidentally left the door to my apartment open today, and when I came back something like a large cat or a small bear ran out past me and jumped the fence. It was too dark to see. I don’t think there are any more bears in my apartment though.

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Thoughts: (2) | Apr 04 2009

on a note of triumph.

I have been sleeping on a tabletop for a month with two mattress pads like this:

Real mattresses are for stupid.

Classified as: triumph..
Thoughts: (1) | Mar 21 2009

Advice Column:

RB of Orinda asks,

I don’t want advice from you.

Good point RB. Be sure to get that checked next time you go to the hospital.

Classified as: , advice column.
Thoughts: (0) | Feb 21 2009

No, guys. This is a great idea.

SEA KITTEN

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Thoughts: (2) | Jan 25 2009