I just want this to go on record now, in case some physicist says this and solves that whole universe problem.
I have solved the universe!
There are 3 dimensions of time. (Some guy here says there are 2 dimensions which is supposed to be really controversial, but I’m saying he’s wrong and there are 3 dimensions.)
There could be some utility to this, because it could bring together Feynman’s multiple histories theorem in Quantum Mechanics and the 2nd dimension of “imaginary time” Stephen Hawking uses to calculate around black holes. The 2nd dimension is just real time that’s imperceptible, and the third dimension goes up into alternative histories.
We only see one dimension—the x-axis, eternity—but humans weren’t ‘created’ to understand the universe, and there’s no reason to assume we have the faculties to see everything that’s out there.
The y-axis could be made up of a continuum of perceivers, or subjects that can make quantum measurements and collapse a wave-function. What sorts of subjects can do that? People? Cats? Nebulae? I don’t think that’s been defined yet. But they can form an infinite continuum during any one instant along the x-axis. Anyone that could perceive this y-axis like we can perceive the x-axis would be omniscient at a given point.
(And how could there be a continuum of perceivers? We’re used to only thinking of one mind or perceiver at a time, but you can imagine a way to get over this like calculus was able to get over Xeno’s Paradox).
The z-axis could go off into Feynman’s multiple histories. This multiple histories model is a perfect way to explain the problem of superpositions in quantum mechanics, but I don’t like the way he has all histories except ours cancel each other out. (Too convenient, like Einstein’s cosmological constant which canceled out the gravitational effects of matter to allow for a static universe).
If you imagine every possible history as a different page in a book, stabbing through the book would be like stabbing along the z-axis.
Then, when you take all three dimensions of time together, it’s easier to imagine time having a beginning and end like a sphere, as Hawking argues it does. When there are zero observers and zero alternative histories you’ve made it to the north or south pole, and it doesn’t make sense to ask what time was like before or after that.
I don’t REALLY know if this would help with any deep calculations in finding the “theory of everything” but. The point is: trippy.
[This week I listened to an audiobook of Stephen Hawking’s The Universe in a Nutshell about 6 times, then a 13 hour lecture on the history of science, a 12 hour lecture on St. Augustine’s confessions, and a few hours on calculus. . . and an audio book of Slaughterhouse Five.
Spring Break = new model for the universe.]