knickknackz

There are some things you shouldn’t say in certain contexts…

There’s a little superstitious in everyone, right?

I like shortcuts, too!

Also a winner: when people leave really long messages and then speed-rattle off their phone number at the very end when you’re not expecting it, so you have to listen to the whole message again.

Sometimes those lifetime opportunities pass you by so unexpectedly.

Being ahead of schedule is great as long as you’re ahead of schedule uniformly. When one group is behind, you usually start to develop problems, like getting further and further out of sync, or cutting corners to catch up, or maybe the feature just ends up dying in a corner all alone…

“if medicine was like software development” with

DOC DEV and NURSE TEST

Now if only this meant I was having so much fun I lost track of the time…

These are important when dealing with customers. This is what success might look like:

If we haven’t heard any complaints, it must not be that bad, right?

(the beginning: We’ll Just Make That a Feature )

Now we just need an intern with the right sense of humor…