knickknackz

Really, if it was a heart problem, they’d fix it.  But say it’s related to toenails…it might wait until the next release.

aka: desparately looking for ways to simplify everyday tasks to save some time

Sadly, this is pretty much what happened at a lunch out at the mall food court one Friday.  Apparently there was a whole table of people in wheelchairs sitting behind the joke-teller.   In retrospect, it would make a great segment for the videos you are required to watch as a new employee about discrimination and harrassment.  Oh. Awkward.

aka: The Debugging Experience

I call this post ’stretch’ because there’s no reason for this comic to have 3 panels.  It’s a perfectly good one-liner: “Does this smell like chloroform?”  Almost stand alone with just the middle panel.  So what have I done - I’ve just added complexity.  What have I done?!  unnNGggh…

The first statement in the conversation was actually “you look horrifying!”  Gosh, I’m flattered! At least he had the decency to sound surprised about it.