Archive for February, 2009

A Bit of an Exaggeration

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

20090226_OnHisNextVisit

Really, if it was a heart problem, they’d fix it.  But say it’s related to toenails…it might wait until the next release.

Sometimes

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

20090225_VerbalAbuse

What happened? Beta release happened.

Friday, February 20th, 2009

aka: desparately looking for ways to simplify everyday tasks to save some time

20090220_ItTookTooLongA

20090220_HowdYouGetSoStrong

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Sign Me Up! (for sensitivity training)

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

 

20090212_OhAwkward

Sadly, this is pretty much what happened at a lunch out at the mall food court one Friday.  Apparently there was a whole table of people in wheelchairs sitting behind the joke-teller.   In retrospect, it would make a great segment for the videos you are required to watch as a new employee about discrimination and harrassment.  Oh. Awkward.

A Journey of Self-Actualization

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

aka: The Debugging Experience

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Streeeeetch

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

20090205_SmellThis

I call this post ’stretch’ because there’s no reason for this comic to have 3 panels.  It’s a perfectly good one-liner: “Does this smell like chloroform?”  Almost stand alone with just the middle panel.  So what have I done - I’ve just added complexity.  What have I done?!  unnNGggh…

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You Look Horrifying

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

20090203_JustLikeAPiranha

The first statement in the conversation was actually “you look horrifying!”  Gosh, I’m flattered! At least he had the decency to sound surprised about it.