http://dithyramb.org/soultoast Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:27:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en <object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=a863be2b6f" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=a863be2b6f" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div> Also, quickupdates: I haven't had working internet at my house, so that's why I haven't been posting. Lindsey, thanks for the blog design.  I like the rocket, and think that all blogs should include rockets. I haven't gotten a new job yet, so clearly zen-master-like hairdressers are a sham.  But I did apply to work for two awesome companies.  One of which immediately rejected me.  Damn.  I also had a phone interview on Halloween with the local library system.  I think I did fairly well, but this is just the second step in the six month long application process, so it'll be a while. Oh, and most importantly, I voted. [edit: Lindsey, how do you imbed video on your blog?  I tried pasting in the html, but it didn't work!] [edit again: YES! I fixed the video imbedding. Thanks Lindsey!] http://dithyramb.org/soultoast/?p=13 <a href="http://dithyramb.org/soultoast/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funnyface.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-9" title="funnyface" src="http://dithyramb.org/soultoast/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funnyface-300x224.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></a> http://dithyramb.org/soultoast/?p=10 <a href="http://play.rhapsody.com/kurtvonnegutsimonheselev/tocktickcdsingle/tocktick">Tock Tick</a> http://dithyramb.org/soultoast/?p=7 Today I had my hair cut by a man in hemp pants in a small upstairs conference room of the office building where I'm a temp. As I stared at the small, zen-style fountain in front of me (conference rooms don't have mirrors), he shared with me the power of positive thinking. "This haircut is the missing piece.  With this, you'll get the job you've always wanted.  I promise.  Within two weeks.  You'll see." I laughed. "You laugh, but I'm serious!  In two weeks -- by Halloween, you'll get the job you want." "That would be really awesome," I answered. "You just have to do one thing." "Yeah?" "Show up!  Show up, and be yourself.  And everything will happen for you." Skeptically -- "Okay." Now, the cynical side of me thinks this guy is full of it.  And, really, so does the idealistic side of me, a little.  But you know?  It can't hurt to hope.  So for the rest of the month, I'll make a special effort to reach for what I want.  And maybe, at the start of November, I'll go back to that silly conference room, stick my head in the door, and say, "You were right." After he'd finished brushing the loose hair from the back of my neck, he looked at me and said, "It must be a trip to get your hair cut in a conference room." It certainly was. http://dithyramb.org/soultoast/?p=4