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		<title>I think my nerd is showing&#8230;</title>
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See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Also, quickupdates:
I haven&#8217;t had working internet at my house, so that&#8217;s why I haven&#8217;t been posting.
Lindsey, thanks for the blog design.  I like the rocket, and think that all blogs should include rockets.
I haven&#8217;t gotten a new job yet, so clearly zen-master-like hairdressers are a sham.  But I [...]]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div>
<p>Also, quickupdates:</p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t had working internet at my house, so that&#8217;s why I haven&#8217;t been posting.</p>
<p>Lindsey, thanks for the blog design.  I like the rocket, and think that all blogs should include rockets.</p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t gotten a new job yet, so clearly zen-master-like hairdressers are a sham.  But I did apply to work for two awesome companies.  One of which immediately rejected me.  Damn.  I also had a phone interview on Halloween with the local library system.  I think I did fairly well, but this is just the second step in the six month long application process, so it&#8217;ll be a while.</p>
<p>Oh, and most importantly, I voted.</p>
<p>[edit: Lindsey, how do you imbed video on your blog?  I tried pasting in the html, but it didn't work!]<br />
[edit again: YES!  I fixed the video imbedding.  Thanks Lindsey!]</p>
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		<title>Godzilla!</title>
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		<title>Vonnegut</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Positive Thinking</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I had my hair cut by a man in hemp pants in a small upstairs conference room of the office building where I&#8217;m a temp.
As I stared at the small, zen-style fountain in front of me (conference rooms don&#8217;t have mirrors), he shared with me the power of positive thinking.
&#8220;This haircut is the missing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I had my hair cut by a man in hemp pants in a small upstairs conference room of the office building where I&#8217;m a temp.</p>
<p>As I stared at the small, zen-style fountain in front of me (conference rooms don&#8217;t have mirrors), he shared with me the power of positive thinking.</p>
<p>&#8220;This haircut is the missing piece.  With this, you&#8217;ll get the job you&#8217;ve always wanted.  I promise.  Within two weeks.  You&#8217;ll see.&#8221;</p>
<p>I laughed.</p>
<p>&#8220;You laugh, but I&#8217;m serious!  In two weeks &#8212; by Halloween, you&#8217;ll get the job you want.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That would be really awesome,&#8221; I answered.</p>
<p>&#8220;You just have to do one thing.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Show up!  Show up, and be yourself.  And everything will happen for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Skeptically &#8212; &#8220;Okay.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now, the cynical side of me thinks this guy is full of it.  And, really, so does the idealistic side of me, a little.  But you know?  It can&#8217;t hurt to hope.  So for the rest of the month, I&#8217;ll make a special effort to reach for what I want.  And maybe, at the start of November, I&#8217;ll go back to that silly conference room, stick my head in the door, and say, &#8220;You were right.&#8221;</p>
<p>After he&#8217;d finished brushing the loose hair from the back of my neck, he looked at me and said, &#8220;It must be a trip to get your hair cut in a conference room.&#8221;</p>
<p>It certainly was.</p>
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